thegirlwithgoldeyes:

    thegirlwithgoldeyes:

    She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

    She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

    • other country: wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
    • america: there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
    • other country: we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
    • america: no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
    • other country: gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
    • america: wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
    • other country: nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
    • america: if only there was a way.............................
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